Eclipse Designer Wont Start

I cannot get the Eclipse IDE to load. Get this error:

I hate the JVM, and have no idea how to troubleshoot Java errors like this lol.

First, are you trying to run version 0.8 or 0.9? You should be using 0.8.

A quick Google search on “Java was started exit code=13” reveals that you have a mismatch between your JVM and the Designer you downloaded. In particular, you are trying to run the 64-bit Designer on a 32-bit JVM. Install the 64-bit JVM or download the 32-bit ESHD.